- when you get catcalled -
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He looked around to see who it was and when he saw the guy he was about to speedrun him to his death
You quickly stopped him and told him that it was alright
But then the guy did it again
Then angry dre mode commenced >:(
He beat him up <3
Comforted you after
"DUDE YOU JUST BEAT SOMEONE UP"
"I know but, your safety matters more than mine"
He saw the guy
And this guy was huge
Very very big muscles
Very very tall
Very very hot
He got scared and just tried to talk it out with him
"Look dude, that's not cool can you just stop, please"
He was ready to fight
But before he beat him up, he just tried to walk away from him
So he just put an arm around you and walked off
But if the guy did it again
This dude would beat him up
"Hey, it's okay, don't worry, let's just go alright?"
Didn't bad used to weightlift or sum?
Yeah.... Think about that
Nah I dont think that he would beat them up immediately, but if it went to far he would prob consider it.
"Okay and now we are leaving alright let's go, and we are away from the mean man!"
Would prob just be very annoyed that people are actually like that
Walks away immediately
If they did it again
Would just make him really confused by shouting some random shit
"PENIS, okay Y/n let's go now"
(Followed by the iconic lil giggle)
PLS I CAN IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO FIGHT THAT DUDE BUT HE'S JUST SO SHORT THAT THE HIGHT DIFFERENCE 😭😭😭
But would actually try and protect you
Like walk away from him very quickly
"You see when we encounter dumb fucks like that guy? We walk away"
Pretends he didn't hear it when he obv did
Would put his arm around you to make sure you're okay
He doesn't wanna fight him so he just kinda ignores it
But is way softer afterwards
Makes sure youre alright and stuff
Just flips him off
"Aha funny joke man! *Middle finger intensifies*"
Very annoyed at the guy for a long time
Can't believe that people would actually think to do that
"Fucking prick, let's go y/n"
Would think it's a joke
When she finds out it isn't this bitch is about to stomp on the pedo in some chunky doc martens
"They're hot! I know right!...... Oh someone's gonna die today"
Immediately beats him up
He's tall so as soon as he ran to the guy the guy was v scared of Wilbur
"I had to out him in his place, no one should disrespect you like that"